From the YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME DEPARTMENT! Castle Hills Texas to CHARGE for 911 calls!!!

Joke?  Nope
Stoned? Probably
Government Corruption?  ABSOLUTELY

Here's the link.  55 Dollar charge (one is free, oh BOY!).

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Thanks-911---Do-You-Take-Visa.html

if you catch someone stealing the lawn mower, you are clear, but gawd forbid grandpa having a stroke twice in one year!